Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Things the Interwebs Got Wrong: UO edition.

You all know my love of Urban Outfitters, and the following does not change my mind. But, you know, sometimes? They really corn-fuse me and make me think, "Whaaa?"  Here's to a good "WTF?" today, lovies.

1. Polka Dot Collar, $38.
For the lady who never knows when a lobster dinner may strike.

2. Finger Ring, $100.
Um, just weird. And they want me to pay $100 for a finger on my finger? Eeeesh.

3. Elastic cuffed denim, $48.
I don't know who would look better in these: my mom or an 8 month old. (Answer: neither.)

4. "The Little Whizzer."
Ummm, just no. (p.s.: Does that glass say "slut"?!)

5. Tote bag for men, AKA "Murse."
For a murse, the bag isn't that bad, but this deserves a spot because of the poor dude's facial expression. Kinda looks like he's jealous of another guy's murse. Hmm.

16 comments:

  1. Lisa - respect the shoesJuly 21, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    OMG this cracked me up! The slut glass has me rolling on the floor!

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  2. LMAO over here. That finger ring seriously costs $100?? It looks like a cheap-o Hot Topic trinket or something. Wow.

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  3. These are too funny!!! Seriously, what were they thinking!?!?

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  4. I'm not going to lie, I like the polka dot bow collar thing. (Because I have a crazy obsession with bows.) Also, yea, pretty sure that says slut. I don't see what other direction it could be going in. Haha.

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  5. Justine you are hilarious. I saw the Finger Ring on the website, too, and I thought, Morticia Addams! Poor guy with the murse. xo

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  6. LOL. Its not so much what it is as much as it's how large and napkin-like it
    is. :)

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  7. Oh my gosh, Justine, I'm cracking up over here. All of these are truly AWFUL, but your commentary almost justifies their existence.

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  8. Haha these are great... mr. murse's facial expression kills me

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  9. Oh my oh my. Mr. Murse looks constipated.

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  10. I'm not sure I even know anyone who'd buy a glass that says "slut". Wait, maybe I do. It's still weird though.

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  11. haha, great post! I laughed out loud ;)I agree, some of UO items are beyond strange!

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  12. lol at all of these!!!!!!!

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  13. sooo funny!!! What's up with those baby jeans and lobster bib shirt, uhhhh, no thanks.. actually no thanks to ALL of it!

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  14. Some of these are really ridiculous. I don't know who buys this kind of stuff...someone has to! I did a similar post today on my own blog, but about anthropologie.
    http://onefloridanest.blogspot.com

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  15. boyfriend's roommate actually has number four on this list...not the cup the little peeing guy...

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  16. ewwww grosss to all of them!! haha. i think the finger ring would be good for halloween, but seriously it's 100?? i was thinking more like $1.

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