You all know my love of Urban Outfitters, and the following does not change my mind. But, you know, sometimes? They really corn-fuse me and make me think, "Whaaa?" Here's to a good "WTF?" today, lovies.
1. Polka Dot Collar, $38.
For the lady who never knows when a lobster dinner may strike.
2. Finger Ring, $100.
Um, just weird. And they want me to pay $100 for a finger on my finger? Eeeesh.
3. Elastic cuffed denim, $48.
I don't know who would look better in these: my mom or an 8 month old. (Answer: neither.)
4. "The Little Whizzer."
Ummm, just no. (p.s.: Does that glass say "slut"?!)
5. Tote bag for men, AKA "Murse."
For a murse, the bag isn't that bad, but this deserves a spot because of the poor dude's facial expression. Kinda looks like he's jealous of another guy's murse. Hmm.